Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Arm Wrestler

I think the majority of Americans assume that Asians are a much smaller people in terms of physical stature. I know that Jess and I both figured we would be towering over most people here. While it is true that the average size of a westerner is larger, in term of height and weight, the difference is not substantial. Much to her dismay Jess would probably be considered only slightly above average height in Korea. Her dreams of being the BMOC were crushed shortly after we got here. Of course Im only kidding. What I really wanted to accomplish by this post was to show everyone a video someone just sent me today. In this video Jess is arm wrestling our friend Mi yeoun. Its obivous that Jess had completely underestimated her foe and paid the price. Perhaps she was a bit fatigued becuase she had just gotten killed by another friend, Saw-Jin, not five minutes beforehand. Regardless it wasn't a pretty sight and quite a demoralizing experience for Jess. Another blow to her ego came when Jess found out that Mi Yeoun is left handed - ouch.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Jeshika is famous teacher in Pusan!

Sometime before winter break Gi Seon told me that a camera would be coming to my story time. I had no idea what that meant. But eventually it came out that there was to be a news clip on Dong Cheon Elementary School because the school had won the best rating during the annual country wide school evaluations. The filming was on a Thursday, when I'm normally at Yong Dang, my second school, but they changed the entire school schedule around so that I could be there. So, I plan out this elaborate series of games and activities to go along with the story (usually we play one game or one activity and call it a day) and I'm all prepared for them to tape parts of my 40 minute story time.

When I walked in there were over 20 kids there - terrifying because normally I have 8 and my activities were designed for that many, but I thought the show must go on. So I sit down and start saying hello to the kids and asking them some simple questions when the librarian comes in and says "STOP STOP!". I thought it was a strange way to conduct a class, but what do I know about it? So I stopped. The camera wasn't ready and I thought maybe they really wanted to get every second of the experience on film. The sweet librarian doesn't speak much English, so when they were ready she says "Don't stop!" and motions with her hands for me to continue. In the between time one kid that's always in my story time pointed out the camera to me with a big smile on his face like he was letting me in on a secret. So sweet and cute, what a cupcake.

So into the story and I'm reading and going along wondering what I'm going to do with 20 kids when it comes to activity time when on page 3 the librarian again with the "STOP STOP!" and now I'm thinking this is kind of an awful way to have a class when she says "BYE BYE!" (she speaks really loudly to me, trying to muscle through the language barrier, thus the caps). OOOoooooohhhhhhh, it was all just for show! No one told me that part (This is a common move in Korea, not as annoying somehow as you'd think it would be. In face, it'd be worse at home because you have your expectations, but in any other country you can just write it off as a cultural difference and it's no sweat). So 3 minutes after it started it was all over. But I do have a clip with about 3 seconds of face time on Korean TV! So as our Korean teacher friends are want to say of other teachers, I now rank among the "very famous teacher(s)" of Busan. If you click the link below a pop up list will come up in Korean. Click number 11, the last one (it translates to Dong Cheon wins best ranked school, roughly) and the clip will come up. I'm only in the beginning, but the whole thing's my school.
******** 알려드립니다 ********

Jess

Monday, February 16, 2009

Do you like the taste of our Curriculum?

Winter vacation is officially over. We all ended up getting more time off than we originally thought and for now its back to work - well barely. From February 9th to the 20th the kids are back at school even though most teachers have already finished thier lessons for the year. It seems a bit strange that the kids come back for a two week period after all grades have been reported and before spring break begins (we get another week off!). I guess its a good time for teachers to wrap up any loose ends and take a breather before the new school year begins in March. I havent had much to do because I'm finished with all of the set curriculum for the year an d many of my classes have been cancelled.

Speaking of lesson planning - the school system makes the life of an english teacher incredibly easy (in theory) by providing a daily lesson plan for every class and every grade. Unfortunately I've found that the students are typically bored to death by it. I've found that putting forth a little extra work and making/finding additional materials makes for a much more enjoyable experience for the students as well as myself. The material provided by the school system consists of a series of songs, chants, role-plays and sample dialogues that go along with a textbook. Today I stumbled across a blog called gallery of stupidity that showcases many of the videos that we are supposed to use in class. The website is very critical, but the author does raise a few good points and I think most of you will find it hilarious. The majority of the videos feature Korean kid actors with horrible out of sync dubbing done by 40 year old unskilled voice actors. It's hard not to laugh out loud in class sometimes. I'm especially fond of one character; a typical Korean kid that, with the use of a sharpie, is magically transformed into Joon - a happy go lucky freckle faced westerner. In the featured video below we learn how easy it can be to pick up chicks using english.


Brian

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Seoul trip and ice fish, a winter wandering

Last Thursday we took a 4 hour bus ride to Seoul to see what it had to offer. We got there in the evening and checked in to our hostel where the nameless owner kept laughing hysterically (and what a laugh!) and play punching Brian in the belly. It was hilarious in that somewhat awkward but still absurd enough to be really funny kind of way. But we didn't stay long, we were out on the streets as soon as Mr. Laugh Attack had helped us figure out how to get to Inje on Saturday.


That night we went out with a vague idea to see the South Gate (Seoul was once a walled city) and the Seoul Tower. But when we found the South Gate it was completely enclosed in a construction wall for rebuilding. Apparently it burned down along with part of the market that flanks it sometime in the recent past. So no gate, but into the market we went and we found a little alley of soju tents. After seeing what they all had to offer, we settled on one particularly delicious looking tent. I told the woman there that we didn't eat meat, so she pulled me up to her display and showed me all the options. I said yes. So we ended up with ALL the non-meat options. It was delicious, but an expensive mistake. We had Ginkgo seeds, mushrooms, noodles, shrimp, octopus, and eel along with soju and cider (sprite). We may have been ripped off, but it was still worth it, and the two old Korean men beside us loved us and were so friendly and fun. We ended up skipping the tower too, because we'd just seen Busan tower recently and night views of cities are similar enough that we didn't feel we were missing out on anything. Somehow there are no photos of this night, except for this one from the subway. It's for you Bart, the only vinyl shop we've seen so far, but it extended for half a block in 4 directions. You could have played around in there for hours.


Back at the hostel we shared some soju with Mr. Laughing Gas and his friends before calling it a night. But the next day we were up early to see all the sites. Our first stop was the palace Changyeongung, a small-ish palace with a large garden from the Joseon Dynasty. The Joseon Dynasty was the first to call Seoul the capital of Korea, and it was the last of the Korean monarchies; the last surviving royal family member died in 1989, but Joseon rule was over long before that. Check out the slide show for more photos, but here are some Korean ducks on the frozen pond.

From the first palace we stumbled on Jongmyo shrine, which is where all the spirit tablets of past Joseon kings and queens are kept. Joseon period was when Confucianism was at its height in Korea, and this shrine is built in the unadorned Confuscian style with the purpose of performing Confucian ancestor rituals. Religion today in S. Korea is a hodgepodge of Buddhism (Shilla Dynasty), Confucianism (Joseon), Shamanism (before religion from other parts of the world trickled over), and Christianity. Everyone pays homage to their ancestors at 3 different times during the year (Confucianism), they usually visit Buddhist temples every now and then, and many people make small shrines near the seaside or mountains to pray for various aids (shamanism). Here's a view of Jongmyo shrine.


From Jongmyo we walked along until we found Jogyesa. This is the headquarters of the Jogye sect of Buddhism (the largest in Korea, emphasizes Zen style meditation) and it houses a 7 tiered pagoda that is rumored to contain some of the Sariras of Guatama Buddha Himself. As Mi Yeun once explained it to me, a sarira is like a crystal, it's not bone or another anatomical body part, but it's found in the ashes of a cremated Buddhist and in many vegetarians. I've never heard of this before coming to S. Korea, but now I want to google it. Supposedly, the more devout the Buddhist, the more sariras in their remains. Here's the placard explaining the pagoda.




And the actual pagoda.

After a quick lunch we were off to Changdeokgung, another of the Joseon palaces. The buildings in all of Seoul's palaces aren't much more than 200 years old because most of them have burned at various times. Many were burned during the Japanese occupation of Korea, so most are reconstructed. This is the lotus pavilion and universe pond in the royal gardens.


After that last palace we were wiped, so we walked to Insadong, the famous antiques and art galleries street where many traditional Korean goods are sold. There we went to Yetchapjip, an old tea house serving traditional Korean teas in a lovely old building packed with songbirds, antiques, and Korean decor. We eventually headed to a restaurant for drinks, and another for a dinner of nakji (octopus) and rice before heading back to the hostel because it was an early morning the next day.

The next day we got up early to catch a bus to Inje for the Ice fish Festival. Ice fish here means smelt, but that sounds less romantic. In Korean, smelt is bingho, and at this festival about a thousand people, plus galloping horses, snow mobiles, and tents, go out on the ice sheet of a frozen river, poke it full of holes, and use a flyswatter-like device baited with meal worms to catch these little fishies. But that's not all it has to offer, there's also ice soccer, ice sculptures, human bowling, human curling, ice sledding, and rides.


When we arrived it was much warmer than usual (I still needed seven layers, couldn't move my shoulders all day) so the snow had mostly melted but the ice sheet was intact. Without the snow it wasn't the wintry wonderland I'd envisioned, but it made the day much more fun in terms of being able to handle being on an ice sheet for 6 hours. First we cruised around, watched a game of ice soccer, saw the melted snow hill where human bowling would have been, checked out the ice sculptures and the fair grounds. Then we got some help finding lodgings for the night (that we ended up not using), and then settled into ice fish. We rented an ice sled to sit on, got some snacks and soju plus our fishing gear, found a hole somebody'd abandoned, and we were set. We had a lot of fun, and even saw some action down on our hooks, but we didn't catch anything. When we got too cold sitting, we took advantage of the fact that our chair was an ice sled. Observe.



In this next one you get to see the snow mobile rides and a galloping horse.



After we were thoroughly frozen we found a warm tent that served these mystical Icefish we saw everyone else catching. Now, there's more than one way to eat a smelt. The most common ways are fried, sauteed, and live. We tried the first and last of these. Fried was great, very easy, very dead. Live...Brian had more luck than I did, but his video's sideways.



Next I tried, but I was too timid. The taste was actually very good. No bones or guts gushing out, just fresh fish taste. You could feel the hard fins though, and it was surprisingly crunchy.






On our way back to town from the festival grounds we got a ride in a cop car. We asked a group of them where the bus stop was, and one of them told us to hop in and he'd take us. Restored my faith in the profession a bit. He was so friendly and kind. He dropped us at the bus station, but the bus to our lodging didn't leave for 2 hours, and it only takes 3 to get back to Seoul and a bus was leaving in 30 minutes for that trip. So we decided to head back to Zen hostel again. But when the bus came, it pulled up for about 30 seconds, and we were looking at it and our tickets and trying to decide when it left again. We thought it must not have been our bus, but the ticket window guy came running out chasing the bus and motioning for us to follow so Brian sprinted out in front of it to wave it down. Without further incident we made it back to Seoul.


Sunday, our last day in Seoul, we went to see some museums we'd missed on our first big excursion. We went to the Museum of Korean Buddhist Art, which was small but enlightening. They had a display of Burmese Buddhist embroidery in the temporary exhibit that was really beautiful and so detailed. Then we were off to see the National Folk Museum, which displays all sorts of anthropological artifacts and Korean antiques with explanations of traditional life in Korea. Also enlightening. Afterwards we had tea again, I had ginger tea, which is one of the Korean traditional varieties, and it was what I've always wanted tea to be. I can't wait to discover tea houses in Busan.

We caught a bus back to Busan that Sunday night in time for a cheese making, pizza baking, homebrew drinking extravaganza with Ryan and Shannon ( who we hadn't seen since we left for the Philippines) and David and Duck. It was a great reunion and perfect start to our last week of vacation. School starts back this Friday and we'll all have new coteachers. I'm looking forward to it, but I'll miss all the free time for adventuring.